Drive Faces Dumbest Suit Ever, and 5 Other Tales You Will Be Speaking About Today

Happy Monday! Also in today’s edition from the Broadsheet: A Pixar alum will get the nearest of close reads… Tortured Oscar logic… Perfectly absurd new reality stars… The $24 million Korean humanist marathoner World war 2 film you've (or haven’t) been awaiting… and much more. · Apparently some idiot lady outdoors Detroit is really suing distributor FilmDistrict for misleading her into watching Drive. Apparently Sarah Deming of Keego Harbor, Mich., saw a clip and expected something “very like the Fast and Furious, or similar, number of movies.” Rather, she alleges, she got mood-driven splatter as well as “extreme gratuitous defamatory dehumanizing racism directed against people from the Jewish belief.” What? But for your last part I’d have just lined all of this as much as another stroke of genius by FilmDistrict boss and marketing wizard Bob Berney. Anyway, take a moment to return to mattress your day isn’t getting much better. [WDIV via MCN] · It’s presently behind the paywall, but now’s NYer profile of Oscar-winning Pixar director Andrew Stanton’s transition to reside-action for John Carter is forever interesting reading through. [The NYer] · “Will Marilyn Monroe Finally Win An Oscar Jerk If Michelle Williams Does?” Huh? Anyway, just tossing it available. [Deadline] · Talking about redoutable, immutable logic, let headhunter Stephen Viscusi stops working the philosophy guiding his new A&E reality series The Task Whisperer: “If this individual that you simply saw on television could possibly get employment, log off your ass and obtain employment, too.” Sigh. [NY Publish] · I’m unsure the planet is very ready for any “humanist” movie about Korean and Japanese marathoners taking a detour into World war 2 to battle for Japan and also the Ussr and finally, as criminals of war, Germany. However, the director promises “visual effects that haven’t been seen before inside a war movie,” so hey. Can’t wait? [THR] · “Can I recieve cancer from dental sex?” Men particularly may want to brace themselves before looking at this useful, terrifying infograph. [The Daily Animal]